Guns are bad, M'kay

[Vendellrox]

Well only when they shoot me from 5 miles away
About me: I like long strolls across the zone where I can hide and snipe at people who then cuss me.
I enjoy a fine aged Dr.Pepper and a bowl of lovingly crafted popcorn while I cry about how people hack. Srsly. How else could they kill me.
I secretly dance to belly dancing music to hone my jumping and dolphin diving skills whilst making my abs rock hard.

My favorite things are whatever guns I pick off of someone's dead body before they disappear. Since most times they have better. HEY! Don't judge me. They died. Plus I enjoy listening to the Animation Domination Fox crap since I don't really have to pay attention to shoot people *evil overlady laughs...
Plus most things I say are pure BS. But I have fun with it Plus I love emotes.